English professor wrote the words:
"A woman without her man is nothing"
on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.
All of the males in the class wrote:

"A woman, without her man , is nothing."

All the females in the class wrote:

"A woman: without her, man is nothing."

Punctuation is powerful

* Naughty Answers!*

Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. * *He shoots his friend and kills him. **Wife says :* *"If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends". **********************************************


A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, "send me a brother" **Santa wrote back,* *" SEND ME YOUR MOTHER" ******************************************


What is the definition of Mistress? **Someone between the Mister and Mattress*************************************

Husband asks:* *"Do u know that the meaning of WIFE is: **W* ithout* **I*nformation *F* ighting *E*very-time*Wife replies:* *"** No,......It means: **W**ith **I* *diot **F** or **E* *ver !!!"****************************************** *

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?Stress is when wife is pregnant,... Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.**Panic is when both are pregnant. ******************************************

Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period? **Kid: **Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad gota heart attack& our driver ran away***********************************************************

*A young boy asks his Dad :"What is the difference between confident andconfidential?* *Dad says: * *"You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend overthere, is also myson, THAT is confidential.*